Minding my own Beeswax πŸπŸ˜‘

Me: So can you fix this without touching me? [hopeful voice, explanatory hand gestures:]. Perhaps you could use your laser vision (like Superman) ?

Dr. Cheryl: πŸ˜‘β€¦ you know it’s weakness, right?

Me: [insulted. I fired RIGHT UP]. BOOOOOOOOO πŸ˜‘πŸ‘Ž. I called after her as she left the room πŸ˜‘. She gave me therapeutic exercises. They helped immediately and I’m doing them at home. (My R knee was acting up). Dr. Cheryl was supposed to be in her office treating someone else but she came out to check my form and caught me goofing off. πŸ˜‘ SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN HER OFFICE.

Dr. Cheryl: Where are you going?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO LEAVE?!?

Who, me? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ I’m just minding my own beeswax.

I did try to leave mid session once with Sister Maria.

What he said: BRB

What I heard: Bye! See you Friday.

He came back and I was so mad when he pointed to the floor and was all, Give me another set. πŸ˜‘

Me: [resting casually on bench] WHAT?!?! I’ve got my BACKPACK on. I DONE DID my HAIR. I was gonna go get a snack or a πŸ’…πŸ».

In my defense, my hearing was deteriorating rapidly at the time.

Then I was like, I never did that to Coach R.

Then I was like, BAHAHAHAHA!! No, wait – I DID!!

2015 – I tried to sneak out while he was training in the back and I was supposed to be running in the front. But I jumped ship. And when I emerged from the locker room, R was casually leaning against the reception desk waiting for me like, c’mon, Lemme get a bp cuff for you.

Me: πŸ˜‘ [plans FOILED]

R: I heard you coughing. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ #avmsurvivor #strokesurvivor #lifeismysport #learninghowtolive #shreddedgrace #deaf #hoh

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